WTF Is Wrong With My Website?

Digital Clarity + Strategy Coaching
for Creators & Business Owners

You’ve got the tools. The platforms. The content.
So why does your digital setup still feel like a hot mess?

Welcome to the part of the internet where someone finally helps you make sense of it all.

This is for you if:

  • You’re not sure what your website is doing—or not doing—for your business.
  • You’ve hired contractors, but you don’t really know if they’re doing it right.
  • You feel like your tech stack is a tangled ball of string.
  • You're launching something new but aren’t sure your foundation is solid.
  • SEO? AI? WTF? You’re trying—but it’s not clicking yet.

You’re not alone. And you’re not crazy.
Most digital problems aren’t actually hard—they’re just not being explained in a way you can act on. That’s where I come in.

What You Get

Mini Digital Audit

I’ll comb through your website, pages, content flow, and basic SEO setup to flag:

  • What’s breaking trust
  • What’s blocking conversions
  • What’s missing, outdated, or inconsistent
  • Plus what to fix first (and how)

Your WTF Report

A simple, human-readable summary of:

  • The current issues (tech, SEO, flow, AI-readiness)
  • The quick wins
  • The “burn it down” zones (optional, but sometimes necessary)

Custom GPTs

I’ll create up to 3 AI tools just for your business:

  • Content assistant trained on your tone + niche
  • FAQ or SOP generator for your workflow
  • SEO or ideas assistant to keep you visible and consistent

1:1 Strategy Sessions

You get 2x/month private calls with me.
We’ll prioritize, plan, and get you unstuck—whether you’re relaunching, hiring help, or just trying to breathe easier.

On-Call Tech Translator

Got a confusing proposal from a contractor?
Someone sending you random spreadsheets and jargon?
Forward it to me. I’ll help you make smart decisions, fast.

You’ll walk away with:

  • Clarity on what’s really going on with your site + systems
  • An action plan that doesn’t require a full rebuild (unless you want one)
  • GPTs to help you write, publish, and plan smarter
  • The confidence to move forward, with or without a full team

Investment

This is high-touch work, and I only take a few clients at a time to go deep.

Most clients work with me for 3–6 months, starting at $1200.
We’ll map your current state, needs, and goals in a short call before confirming a package.

Ready for clarity?

Let’s start with a quick conversation.
This is a no-pressure, 20-minute discovery call to explore where you're stuck, what you need, and whether I can help.

Here’s how it works:

  1. If we’re a fit, we’ll get started with a mini-audit + scheduling your first session
  2. Apply for a spot using the form below
  3. I’ll review your info and invite you to a free 20-minute discovery call

This isn’t a sales pitch. It’s a clarity session.
If I can help, I’ll walk you through what that looks like. If not, I’ll point you toward the next best step.

Discovery Call

Fill out a few quick questions so I understand your situation. I’ll review your info and invite you to a free 20-minute discovery call.

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Let’s untangle the chaos—and find the signal in the noise.

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